Thursday, May 10, 2007

I’m on the Case

Are you a college student? Are you tired of stumbling aimlessly through your higher education, subsisting on nothing but a dream, stale pizza and bong water? Well, do I have the website for you.

It’s a step-by-step guide designed to help you get to the heart of why you’re in college in the first place. Wait, that makes it sound like a porn site filled with hot tips on how to get two girls to strip down to their bras and make out in front of everybody at a party. It’s not that kind of site.

But that would be a great site too. Albeit, not really necessary. You just need to find a couple girls who have dubious self-esteem. Preferably two hot girls desperate to get a certain guy to notice them but too drunk to know that he left a half-hour ago with some 18-year-old frosh. If all else fails, a chubby sophomore will do. They won’t even need to be drunk. They think that this kind of attention will help them rise to the top of the college social order, not knowing that sophomores are called “underclassmen” for a reason. They’re not going to be on top of anything for a while. Or ever, if they keep whoring it up for attention.

Ah, college.

But back to the site in question. It’s a step-by-step guide designed to help you with the second most important part of your college experience – getting an education.

And it has one hell of a handsome host as well. So, if you’re tired of look-at-me-lesbians, pills with cartoon characters on them and late night trips to Home Depot for large-capacity funnels, rubber hoses and one of those “on/off faucety-type thingies” then head over to and get your life on the right track, kid.

Or just go to see the fantastic host!

Fun Fact: Episode 3 of the hit internet sitcom Life From The Inside is now online at our website! Go there and watch it. “But,” you say “I can just scroll down this page and watch it here. Or click on the episodes at the right side of the window and see it that way.” Sure you can. But if you haven’t seen this show with the cast’s cold, dead eyes staring at you from the top of the page, then you haven’t seen squat!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Wait Is (Completely) Over!

If you haven't already, go to my previous post and watch Life From The Inside Episode 3 part 1. I'll wait.

Okay, now parts 2 and 3 are up! Actually, part 3 has been up for a little while, but I didn't want to draw attention to it since what would the episode be without part 2?

Confusing, that's what!

In case you didn't know, at Revver, they have actual people view the videos before they go live. the good people at Revver thought it necessary to flag part 3 as "PG 13."


Fun Fact: I'm going to start on Episode 4 now.

Will this ever end?


Also, the videos are almost up on YouTube as well. If you like to watch crappily encoded videos online, go there and search for "LFTI"!

The Wait Is (Partly) Over!

Stop yellin'! Stop clamoring! Stop driving by my apartment throwing empty beer bottles and yelling "where is Episode 3 of Life From the Inside!!!"

Stop it.

Episode 3 part 1 is here.

The other two parts to follow later today (once they get all approved by Revver).

At the moment, this episode isn't on our website It will be soon (probably sometime next week). But enjoy it here. Don't forget to tell your friends!

Fun Fact: This episode was originally only going to be split into 2 parts. But ScrewTube got all uppity and even Revver had issues. So, now it's in an unnatural three-part format.


Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Just Tryin' Somethin'

Okay, YouTube is teh suck. That's internet talk for "teh suck." So let's try Revver, shall we? And let's try their linkable collection feature.

Here are the first two episodes of the sitcom as seen on Revver. They are much higher quality. The flash versions look the best. The Quicktime versions sound the best. Watch them at the same time and you've got yourself quite an experience. (incidentally, you can toggle between the two versions. There's a button around them somewhere.)

Sure, you'll still be able to see your favorite episodes on YouTube, never fear. If you find yourself pining for substandard video compression YouTube will always be your friend.

But, on to Revver.

Did this work? Can you feel the love? Episode 3 will be online soon! Just some final tweaking and privacy issues and we'll be in business!

Okay, the episodes are now in the sidebar on the right since I can't figure out why it won't post in the blog part of the page. Episode 1, Part 1 is at the bottom, they go up from there. like reading Chinese!

Fun Fact: YouTube is teh suck.

And as a side note, these videos may not stay on Revver for long. Enjoy them now, while you can!