Well, perhaps.
But the fact of the matter is that Episode 5 of “Life From The Inside” is almost here! That’s right! The wait is “almost” over!
What can you expect, you ask? Mayhem. Mostly mayhem. Almost complete mayhem, as it turns out.
This episode is slightly different in feel than the previous episodes. Due mostly to the fact that it’s completely horrifying! And not just because I’m fat in the episode, although that is pretty horrifying.
This episode is best viewed with the lights out. As is, coincidentally, my physique.
We shot this episode exclusively at night, which is why – from time to time – we look exhausted. Three overnight shoots. There’s something about burning the midnight oil that appeals to me. Maybe it’s because I usually go to bed at 10:00. Staying up late makes me feel like a super-rebel. A super-rebel or a degenerate. Take your pick. They’re both cool.
Here’s a preview of things to come (in crappy screen capture form):
Pretty tantalizing eh? And scary!
A Catholic priest? Guy’s weird face? Eric strangling Jennifer? A weird little dude wearing striped pants? Kate and Ashleigh getting their respective grooves on? And is Mason cuddling with Jennifer on the sofa?
What a tease.
When will the episode be available to view? Soon. Very, very soon. The “official” announcement is forthcoming. In the meantime, have some patience. And whatever you do, don’t look at the “episodes menu bar on the right side of the page.” Don’t do it! There’s nothing to officially see there!
Why not visit the website and sigh? That sounds fun.
I’ve been working on some musical extras for lifefromtheinside.com. Maybe those will be up soon? Some music from the Grocery Delivery Dude short and Episode 5, as well as the full version of the song “Dream Girl” from Episode 4! Fun!
Fun Fact: Tonight is the night that Tanya, Vince and I go to Knott’s Scary Farm with the master of macabre (theme parks) Stephen (see weird little dude wearing striped pants above)!
It’s going to be great! If you haven’t gone to Knott’s Scary Farm…go. You’re missing out if you don’t.
