Yes, as promised, I have a little eye candy for you today – the latest TAM Cartoon! Whatateasetastic!
I hope you don’t get ocular cavities.
Ha! Get it?! Ocular cavities?! It’s funny on many different levels. I’ll explain them. One, because eye candy doesn’t cause cavities; and two, because you already have ocular cavities! Ha, ha! Two of them!
You have two ocular cavities!
Seriously, you should brush you eyeballs better.
Fun Fact: Speaking of eye care; gruff and witty Peter Falk is renown for two things, playing Detective Columbo – and having a glass eye. He’s been known to tap his glass eye with a spoon during conversations as a prank and has even removed his prosthesis at speaking engagements.
It’s only fitting that a man with such a sense of humor about his condition should have lost his eye in a humorous manner.
…Cancer…when he was three.
That’s not funny at all. Thanks for being such a downer, Pete.