Finally! I’ve come out of the Stone Age and gotten DSL. I’m a relic from the past. I may not know much about your modern times. Your “SUVs” may frighten me. And, in an embarrassing case of mistaken identity, I might have tried to make love to a soda machine. But I know that DSL kicks ass all over dial-up.
I don’t have to tell you that high-speed internet access has many advantages. Now I don’t have to fight with my stereo just to listen to KKJZ. I can get my jazz streaming over the internet! And those soda-machine porn sites load in seconds!
If you don’t already have DSL, I suggest that you get it. SBC Yahoo! has a great deal right now. That’s the only reason I could convince Tanya that we absolutely needed it. Couldn't live without it.
I don’t mean to go on an on about DSL and soda machines. I know that DSL is old news. But I’m old news too. So we’re perfect for each other.
As for soda machines; if they didn’t want me to make googlie-eyes at them, they shouldn’t have made them so damned sexy!
Other than that, I don’t have really anything to say.
So I won’t say anything. I have a TAM Cartoon to draw. And I have to take some flowers to the soda machine at the corner gas station. It’s the least I could do after…
Fun Fact: The average American eats 35,000 cookies in their lifetime.
I’m way ahead of the curve.
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