Yes, please step into Monday, feel free to browse, and if you find anything you want, we’ll be happy to gift wrap it for you for an almost unnoticeable papering fee.
I hope all of you had a good weekend. Mine was good. I got to see a couple of good movies, Anchorman and Fahrenheit 9/11. Both of them were good, although Anchorman seemed to be a lot funnier than Fahrenheit. But funnier isn't necessarily gooder.
*We as human beings need to do more to reach out to other human beings. I don’t know about you but I am feeling a lot of pressure from the Americans with Disabilities Act to make this blog more accessible to the world’s differently-abled. Therefore, the rest of this post will be available in closed captions for the hearing impaired.*
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*Cloned Captures where bought to use by Monday; place steep in go Monday, eels free to bounce, and if they find any hinge he chants, wheel bee hippy to get trapped it for him for an immitigable peppering free.*
Sorry about the closed captions, it’s just that I’m so mad at the greedy politicians who are trying to take away our opportunity to receive overtime, that I thought that I should try and reach out to a larger audience. Mission accomplished I think!
Fun Fact: I have new blue jeans. So you can all stop asking, “Are those the same pants you wore yesterday?”
And yes, they were.
Also, I’ll get killed if I don’t mention that Tanya was the one who wanted me to write this post in closed captions. She’s become very sensitive to the plight of the handicapped. In fact, she hardly ever pushes them into traffic anymore.