The churchies were correct. They said that watching the Passion of the Christ would solidify one's own personal beliefs.
Now I'm positive that children are the work of satan.
FunFact: Which Came First??? According to National Geographic, scientists have settled the old dispute over which came first -- the chicken or the egg. They say that reptiles were laying eggs thousands of years before chickens appeared, and the first chicken came from an egg laid by a bird that was not quite a chicken. That seems to answer the question. The egg came first.
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